What is this gibberish?!?!?!

mommy has been making me sit through the nightly "sermons" reading strange scriptures before i get my fix of milk at bedtime. as you can obviously see, i'm not in the least bit thrilled at having my pre-bedtime whining slots taken over by regular, sensible baby activities. check out my oscar-winning performance as i pretend to give mommy my unbridled attention...