Super Size Me?

not a chance, ethan! although today marks the first time you've stepped into a mcdonald's fast food outlet, there's no way in hell we're gonna allow u to stick any of this greasy, unhealthy, loaded-with- trans-fat stuff into your mouth. it's only for mommy n daddy's consumption (wont make a difference to us since our body is already beyond hope anyway :P ).

well, daddy says perhaps on your 12th birthday, we'll let u hv your first Happy Meal - and that i'm sure would be a REAL happy meal for u! ;)